This question is too disgusting, dude. Take it to a bar.

Oddly enough it would look almost exactly as it does now.

As none of my particular preferences are illegal, there are no issues to contend with on that score.

Unlike many posters to this forum, as an informed adult, I know how to use contraceptives to drastically reduce unwanted conception and minimise the risks of STDs which coincidentally are spread as much through “monogamous” cheaters as through sexual activity with more than one partner.

I lead a fairly passive polyamorous lifestyle, which for the last 4 years has been completely monogamous mostly due to the fact we live so far out in the sticks we are lucky to see another member of the same species most days (aside from each other).

You know what? There have been ups and downs, and mostly we and others we have had involvement with have benefited and learned from them. No STDs have been traded. No pregnancies wanted or otherwise have occured, lives have been enhanced and not ruined, and it doesn’t require a utopia either.

By and large sexually, I live the dream I want right now.

Thanks for a good question!

My tubes are tied, so the pregnancy thing is out. And to be frank, I’m happily married. Good thing, cuz I’m too lazy to cheat!